The latest from your friend, BazookaPC.

Revan* Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:23 am

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8:25 PM Revan: So, I take it you formed a new clan of your own?
8:26 PM Lord Templar: No
8:26 PM Lord Templar: I still have my Wraith Squadron guild with 6 members >_>
8:27 PM Revan: Okay.
8:27 PM Lord Templar: Though if there are people who'd WANT me to rename Wraith Squadron to Templar Knights so they'd join the anti-AoF movement
8:27 PM Lord Templar: I wouldn't be opposed to said deal....*cough*
8:27 PM Lord Templar: >.>
8:27 PM Lord Templar: <.<
8:28 PM Revan: What do you hope to get out of warring with AoF?
8:29 PM Lord Templar: Dude, being a templar is a totally legiti original idea. lol
8:29 PM Revan: So why are you doing it?
8:30 PM Lord Templar: Well everyone in AoF dislikes me watching AC1-AC3 Youtube walkthroughs
8:30 PM Lord Templar: And they daily insult my intelligence
8:30 PM Lord Templar: They banned me off server for setting my snaps to -60 as a joke lol
8:30 PM Lord Templar: /me thought snaps/rate/maxpackets was clientside
8:30 PM Lord Templar: Apparently it almost crashed the server lmfao
8:31 PM Revan: Hm..okay.
8:31 PM Revan: Well thanks for sharing that, that's all I wanted to know.
8:31 PM Lord Templar: Why did you want to know?
8:31 PM Revan: Curious.
8:32 PM Lord Templar: Well it seems there might have been an ulterior motive you're not telling me.
8:32 PM Lord Templar: You running back to tell this all to AoF to try to get back friendly with them? :/
8:32 PM Revan: Nope.
8:32 PM Revan: It's not my place to intervene in this.
8:32 PM Revan: I just wanted to know what's up.
8:33 PM Lord Templar: Speaking of which, how are relations between you two groups anyhow?
8:33 PM Lord Templar: Over in STU, I don't get much news about AGoF.
8:33 PM Revan: All good, Dudeman is looking forward to working with us.
8:34 PM Lord Templar: Yes, I heard he got named to Council (which is an impressive feat considering I am banned off their forum, their server, and every one of them defriended me or vice versa off Facebook, Skype, and Xfire.
8:34 PM Lord Templar: Renamed*
8:34 PM Lord Templar: I approve. Dudeman is tots more competent than the current shitheads.
8:35 PM Revan: Right.
8:36 PM Revan: Well, thanks for giving me a heads up!
8:37 PM Lord Templar: A'ight. Have a good evening

From your friend at AGoF, Revan. Smile

He's "warring" with you all. Sad

**Avenger** Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:38 am

He is a naggy Grandma. Thats it. Nuff said.

**Black ASSassin** Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:01 am

kind of glad voted to kick him now, hasn't changed a bit

KaleSkylark Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:05 am

Is Baz coming back though?. To AoF I mean.

**A-doy** Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:04 pm

Is it just me, or anyone else totally lost...faith.. in him? i had some, but now..
Shitheads..? Hmpf

T-Bones Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:07 pm

So councilmembers, should I de-friend baz on xfire? I kept him on there cuz i have no beef other than he caused a lot of dramma in the clan....

..And so I can keep an eye on what servers he is playing on. Twisted Evil

KaleSkylark Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:17 pm

Well I dont trust Baz as of right now soo up to you guys.

Angelis Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:57 pm

Baz is a dumb-ass. I take this as him ranting nothing more. He is a newbie a idiot and has threatened things before and never done them. I say its safe to say he is full of **** (Please do not swear). Anyone with me?

KaleSkylark Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:23 pm

Yea I hear ye and I do agree. Walk the plank he should. Arrgh!. (In short yes.)

**Avenger** Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:11 pm

Angelis wrote:Baz is a dumb-ass. I take this as him ranting nothing more. He is a newbie a idiot and has threatened things before and never done them. I say its safe to say he is full of **** (Please do not swear). Anyone with me?

He tried to Hack AoF server. Failed to do. MCMONKEY will provide full report.

KaleSkylark Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:17 pm

WHAT!!!. Again!?!. :O

**Avenger** Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:47 pm

Not again.. I meant.. He tried the only time..
Ehh I think Everyone knows about it already.

**Alta** Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:27 pm

Leave it to the assassins to unmask the templar.
The latest from your friend, BazookaPC. Bazook10

I have no clue why this is useful, but it makes me giggle. Yes, that' is baz.

**Prov** Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:44 pm

My official opinion is that I'll just ignore everything bazooka says. Revan's post just confirms that opinion for me.

What you guys do about him is up to you all personally, though.

**mcmonkey** Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:29 pm

Is Baz coming back though?. To AoF I mean.

No.

He tried to Hack AoF server. Failed to do. MCMONKEY will provide full report.

He's tried many random hacks such as Q3InfoBoom and spamming stupid s**t like snaps changes, etc. ... Luckily, there seems to be no way to crash AoF without high admin, as it hasn't crashed in months. (And the cause of all previous crashes have been fixed)

Not again.. I meant.. He tried the only time..

He's tried so many times...

And now, I give you this:

[16:56] Lord Templar: Lord Templar: lawl
<High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>
Lord Templar: Hello Assassin.
/AoF/>M<Strider*KG*: Fail troll is fail. Move along.
Lord Templar: Our Order will never fall.
Lord Templar: We rely on no Creed.
Lord Templar: But the Latin Rule given to us by the king and the Pope himself.
Lord Templar: Not to mention we have the Catholic Church on our side.
Lord Templar: In nomine Patris, et Filii et Spiritus Sancti!
Lord Templar: Retro Satana!
[16:57] Lord Templar: Damn I iz so sexay.
[16:57] Lord Templar: Chain mail armour, huge swords, and Apples of Eden drw
[16:57] Lord Templar: ftw*
[16:59] Lord Templar: Oh not to mention you all will never find our forum
[16:59] Lord Templar: It's our hidden base.
[16:59] Lord Templar: And I now have more than one subordinate
[16:59] Lord Templar:
[17:00] Lord Templar: Just a piece of advice
[17:01] Lord Templar: Fix your emote system. There's an exploit there that could potentially be used to crash your server.
[17:01] MCMONKEY: No there isn't.
[17:01] Lord Templar: Just passing on info from one of my informants.
[17:01] MCMONKEY: There was an emote glitch three hundred versions ago
[17:01] Lord Templar: Not that glitch
[17:02] MCMONKEY: But apparently you're informants aren't aware that Twifire v1000 was released
[17:02] MCMONKEY: and v1002
[17:02] Lord Templar: There is a specific sequence of emotes that, if spammed sequentially, can cause an error.
[17:02] MCMONKEY: Lul
[17:02] MCMONKEY: Really?
[17:02] MCMONKEY: Prove it then.
[17:02] Lord Templar: Twifire v1002 has it. V1004 does not.
[17:03] Lord Templar: And how can I when I'm banned off the server? A templar does not simply enter enemy territory without murder in his heart.
[17:03] MCMONKEY: I was thinking you would be capable of launching your own server
[17:04] Lord Templar: Also, the Council has approved going to war wth your branch of assassins by a vote of 3-1
[17:04] MCMONKEY: Wait
[17:04] Lord Templar: Templar Council*
[17:04] MCMONKEY: You have FOUR members?
[17:04] MCMONKEY: What?
[17:04] MCMONKEY: You said you had one.
[17:04] Lord Templar: I have 10
[17:04] Lord Templar: Including myself
[17:04] Lord Templar: None of them are in WS
[17:04] Lord Templar: And two of them are clan leaders.
[17:05] Lord Templar: Think about that next time Altair and his puny ring of lords and ladies DARE to cross me.
[17:05] MCMONKEY: Offer some form of proof or I'm considering everything you say bullshit.
[17:05] MCMONKEY: You're not very impressive.
[17:05] MCMONKEY: And your lies are easily caught.
[17:06] Lord Templar: Well I guess this would be a bad time to tell you, I always run q3infoboom.exe whenever I try to connect to AoF.
[17:06] Lord Templar: Just for the hell of it.
[17:06] MCMONKEY: Luckily it doesn't do anything
[17:06] MCMONKEY: but spam my console
[17:07] Lord Templar: And I was told by my informants to use negative snaps specifically to help try to lag you out
[17:07] MCMONKEY: roflmao
[17:07] MCMONKEY: Your informant would be yourself, right?
[17:07] MCMONKEY: I already told you negative snaps doesn't do anything bad
[17:07] MCMONKEY: Leo was confused
[17:08] Lord Templar: Leo was mistaken yes, but sadly, so was the original rename.
[17:08] Lord Templar: Ever wonder who told him to crash Pimp's server?
[17:08] Lord Templar: That was a test
[17:08] Lord Templar: For the real show
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Lul
[17:09] MCMONKEY: No, you moron.
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Stop.
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Lying.
[17:09] MCMONKEY: It's so easy to tell.
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Rename crashed Pimp's server because pimps login was /amlogin admin adminpassword
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Pimp forgot to change it
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Rename is a member of AGoF
[17:09] Lord Templar: You assassins....tsk tsk.....you don't see what's right in front of you until it's too late.
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Stop making **** (Please do not swear) up, I'm far better informed than you ever will be.
[17:10] MCMONKEY: Also, stop talking like a faggot.
[17:10] MCMONKEY: That's annoying too.
[17:10] Lord Templar: I should have been born with my ancestors in the 2nd century. Wouldn't you agree?
[17:10] MCMONKEY: You just shouldn't have been born at all.
[17:11] Lord Templar: I follow the old ways.
[17:11] Lord Templar: And you Assassins are heretics. Accept the Lord thy God as your Savior, and repent! For you know not the day nor the hour!
[17:11] Lord Templar: Whoops
[17:12] Lord Templar: Meant to say that to Altar
[17:12] Lord Templar: lawl
[17:12] MCMONKEY: Okay be a Templar or be a priest
[17:12] MCMONKEY: Pick one.
[17:12] Lord Templar: I am the leader of the Templar Order. I am also a devout Catholic. I am not preaching, but merely trying to save a soul.
[17:13] Lord Templar: A good warrior does not fight unless as a last resort.
[17:13] Lord Templar: Contrary to popular belief, it is the assassins that started this.
[17:13] MCMONKEY: Stop
[17:13] MCMONKEY: Making
[17:13] MCMONKEY: **** (Please do not swear)
[17:13] MCMONKEY: Up
[17:14] Lord Templar: Who else will lead my brethren?
[17:14] Lord Templar: I am the only one willing to oppose Altair's reign of laziness.
[17:14] Lord Templar: ((That last was no lie.))
[17:15] MCMONKEY: Yoda wants me to ask you if you wear a cape
[17:15] MCMONKEY: (I'm sharing this conversation with everyone)
[17:16] Lord Templar: I did once while participating in a LARP event.
[17:16] Lord Templar: I was Thor.
[17:18] MCMONKEY: I'm out.
Conversation ended: Thu, Jan 24 17:18:24 2013

He's full of so much s**t.

KaleSkylark Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:33 pm

Baz has problems. I mean jeez needs to grow up.

**A-doy** Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:10 pm

I.just.stare.
That console text sounds like cut from an sci-fi templar riot book story written by Alice in wonderland

KaleSkylark Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:11 pm

Really? It is? O.O *Looks at it for a while* Oh lol I guess it is fancy that you pointed that out Mr. Y (Yoda) XD

Angelis Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:48 pm

mcmonkey wrote:
Is Baz coming back though?. To AoF I mean.
No.

He tried to Hack AoF server. Failed to do. MCMONKEY will provide full report.
He's tried many random hacks such as Q3InfoBoom and spamming stupid s**t like snaps changes, etc. ... Luckily, there seems to be no way to crash AoF without high admin, as it hasn't crashed in months. (And the cause of all previous crashes have been fixed)

Not again.. I meant.. He tried the only time..
He's tried so many times...

And now, I give you this:

[16:56] Lord Templar: Lord Templar: lawl
<High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>
Lord Templar: Hello Assassin.
/AoF/>M<Strider*KG*: Fail troll is fail. Move along.
Lord Templar: Our Order will never fall.
Lord Templar: We rely on no Creed.
Lord Templar: But the Latin Rule given to us by the king and the Pope himself.
Lord Templar: Not to mention we have the Catholic Church on our side.
Lord Templar: In nomine Patris, et Filii et Spiritus Sancti!
Lord Templar: Retro Satana!
[16:57] Lord Templar: Damn I iz so sexay.
[16:57] Lord Templar: Chain mail armour, huge swords, and Apples of Eden drw
[16:57] Lord Templar: ftw*
[16:59] Lord Templar: Oh not to mention you all will never find our forum
[16:59] Lord Templar: It's our hidden base.
[16:59] Lord Templar: And I now have more than one subordinate
[16:59] Lord Templar:
[17:00] Lord Templar: Just a piece of advice
[17:01] Lord Templar: Fix your emote system. There's an exploit there that could potentially be used to crash your server.
[17:01] MCMONKEY: No there isn't.
[17:01] Lord Templar: Just passing on info from one of my informants.
[17:01] MCMONKEY: There was an emote glitch three hundred versions ago
[17:01] Lord Templar: Not that glitch
[17:02] MCMONKEY: But apparently you're informants aren't aware that Twifire v1000 was released
[17:02] MCMONKEY: and v1002
[17:02] Lord Templar: There is a specific sequence of emotes that, if spammed sequentially, can cause an error.
[17:02] MCMONKEY: Lul
[17:02] MCMONKEY: Really?
[17:02] MCMONKEY: Prove it then.
[17:02] Lord Templar: Twifire v1002 has it. V1004 does not.
[17:03] Lord Templar: And how can I when I'm banned off the server? A templar does not simply enter enemy territory without murder in his heart.
[17:03] MCMONKEY: I was thinking you would be capable of launching your own server
[17:04] Lord Templar: Also, the Council has approved going to war wth your branch of assassins by a vote of 3-1
[17:04] MCMONKEY: Wait
[17:04] Lord Templar: Templar Council*
[17:04] MCMONKEY: You have FOUR members?
[17:04] MCMONKEY: What?
[17:04] MCMONKEY: You said you had one.
[17:04] Lord Templar: I have 10
[17:04] Lord Templar: Including myself
[17:04] Lord Templar: None of them are in WS
[17:04] Lord Templar: And two of them are clan leaders.
[17:05] Lord Templar: Think about that next time Altair and his puny ring of lords and ladies DARE to cross me.
[17:05] MCMONKEY: Offer some form of proof or I'm considering everything you say bullshit.
[17:05] MCMONKEY: You're not very impressive.
[17:05] MCMONKEY: And your lies are easily caught.
[17:06] Lord Templar: Well I guess this would be a bad time to tell you, I always run q3infoboom.exe whenever I try to connect to AoF.
[17:06] Lord Templar: Just for the hell of it.
[17:06] MCMONKEY: Luckily it doesn't do anything
[17:06] MCMONKEY: but spam my console
[17:07] Lord Templar: And I was told by my informants to use negative snaps specifically to help try to lag you out
[17:07] MCMONKEY: roflmao
[17:07] MCMONKEY: Your informant would be yourself, right?
[17:07] MCMONKEY: I already told you negative snaps doesn't do anything bad
[17:07] MCMONKEY: Leo was confused
[17:08] Lord Templar: Leo was mistaken yes, but sadly, so was the original rename.
[17:08] Lord Templar: Ever wonder who told him to crash Pimp's server?
[17:08] Lord Templar: That was a test
[17:08] Lord Templar: For the real show
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Lul
[17:09] MCMONKEY: No, you moron.
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Stop.
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Lying.
[17:09] MCMONKEY: It's so easy to tell.
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Rename crashed Pimp's server because pimps login was /amlogin admin adminpassword
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Pimp forgot to change it
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Rename is a member of AGoF
[17:09] Lord Templar: You assassins....tsk tsk.....you don't see what's right in front of you until it's too late.
[17:09] MCMONKEY: Stop making **** (Please do not swear) up, I'm far better informed than you ever will be.
[17:10] MCMONKEY: Also, stop talking like a faggot.
[17:10] MCMONKEY: That's annoying too.
[17:10] Lord Templar: I should have been born with my ancestors in the 2nd century. Wouldn't you agree?
[17:10] MCMONKEY: You just shouldn't have been born at all.
[17:11] Lord Templar: I follow the old ways.
[17:11] Lord Templar: And you Assassins are heretics. Accept the Lord thy God as your Savior, and repent! For you know not the day nor the hour!
[17:11] Lord Templar: Whoops
[17:12] Lord Templar: Meant to say that to Altar
[17:12] Lord Templar: lawl
[17:12] MCMONKEY: Okay be a Templar or be a priest
[17:12] MCMONKEY: Pick one.
[17:12] Lord Templar: I am the leader of the Templar Order. I am also a devout Catholic. I am not preaching, but merely trying to save a soul.
[17:13] Lord Templar: A good warrior does not fight unless as a last resort.
[17:13] Lord Templar: Contrary to popular belief, it is the assassins that started this.
[17:13] MCMONKEY: Stop
[17:13] MCMONKEY: Making
[17:13] MCMONKEY: **** (Please do not swear)
[17:13] MCMONKEY: Up
[17:14] Lord Templar: Who else will lead my brethren?
[17:14] Lord Templar: I am the only one willing to oppose Altair's reign of laziness.
[17:14] Lord Templar: ((That last was no lie.))
[17:15] MCMONKEY: Yoda wants me to ask you if you wear a cape
[17:15] MCMONKEY: (I'm sharing this conversation with everyone)
[17:16] Lord Templar: I did once while participating in a LARP event.
[17:16] Lord Templar: I was Thor.
[17:18] MCMONKEY: I'm out.
Conversation ended: Thu, Jan 24 17:18:24 2013
He's full of so much s**t.

*looks at chat text*

bull shi t

**Leonardo** Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:08 pm

Why do I not remember having this conversation with him? xDDD

Also, I think he's insane and this shouldn't be much of an issue. Just don't give him anything to continue this ridiculous feud.

Angelis Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:14 pm

Alta wrote:Leave it to the assassins to unmask the templar.

I have no clue why this is useful, but it makes me giggle. Yes, that' is baz.

is it just me or does baz look like he is 9 years old........

KaleSkylark Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:15 pm

Have to amit does look like about a nine year old.

**Leonardo** Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:10 am

So uh.....

I...I guess there are actual Templars now? Bahaha I just can't take this seriously anymore!

Baz being the leader of the Jk2 Templars just ruined Assassins Creed for me. Now i'm going to see that dumbass face of his everytime I play it on playstation -.-

OH ALSO:

Baz wrote: [16:59] Lord Templar: Oh not to mention you all will never find our forum
[16:59] Lord Templar: It's our hidden base.

http://darkforcerising.friendhood.net/forum

Way to hide it Baz.

Also, this mysterious Rename? Pimp traced his Ip long ago and it is believed to be Shady of AGoF.

**Uberist** Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:26 am

I works ze magiks.

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**mcmonkey** Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:30 am

Leonardo wrote:
Baz wrote: [16:59] Lord Templar: Oh not to mention you all will never find our forum
[16:59] Lord Templar: It's our hidden base.

http://darkforcerising.friendhood.net/forum

Way to hide it Baz.

It's pretty sad when Baz outsmarts you, Leo.

That's the Wraith Squadron forum.
That is not a Templar forum.

There IS NO Templar forum.
There IS NO Templar group.
Baz was making s**t up, as my quoted conversation with him makes as clear as I possibly could.

Also, this mysterious Rename? Pimp traced his Ip long ago and it is believed to be Shady of AGoF.

Yeah, we know. He did /amlogin admin adminpassword and it worked, so he crashed the server for luls.

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