Sexy Theme Design-off

All the sexy members here know my site, http://mcmonkey4eva.no-ip.org/
Home of the AoF up-to-date server-status, a full list of maps the server has and download links, and other sexiness.

Now, as you look around the site, try out the different themes (Theme Selector in the top center)
Default: how I say the site should look
Glory: Random drunkenness
Bazookapc: How AoF member bazookapc says the site should look.

But how do YOU think it should look?! Now's your chance to help design the future home of illegal co- mcmonkey's business.

BUT HOW OH HOW DO I DO SO, OH MONKEY?
The answer is simple, me: You edit the CSS file.
BUT I HATE PROGRAMMING.
It's not programming, so shut up.

http://mcmonkey4eva.no-ip.org/css/default.css
Open this link up to see the default style sheet.
All you have to do is edit the contents of this and post it below and I'll add your theme to the site.
Best theme wins!
Yeah it's a contest, did I mention that? You win... a featured theme.. on a website. And mcmonkey will insult you less than he would if you don't win.



But, sir king monkey, I don't know what to do with this file! It's all Chispanglisatin to me!
Well, it's simple, it is divided into sections by { and } symbols. Between these two is every setting you want to add.
Settings can be done like so
color:#FF0000;      This'll make the text color red
background:#0000FF;       This'll make the area behind the text blue
font-family Arial, "Times New Roman", Times, serif;     This makes the font Arial, or, failing that, Times New Roman, or, failing that, anything with serifs.
There are also some other settings like border-width and such that control things like the amount of space between boxes.
And some others you'll just have to interpret.


Colors: I know '#FF0000' seems like nonsense.. that's called a hexadecimal RGB color value. To keep it simple, go to this site:
http://www.colorpicker.com/
and pick your color. The number in the top is the hex color value. use that.



Contest Rule:
Links can never be the same color as surrounding text, like it is on this forum. It is really really annoying.

Also, I have no idea how to set it up so you can see the results before submitting.. so.. just make something, post it below, I'll add your theme to the list for you to try and then tweak with continued posts.

Contest ends whenever I receive a submission that doesn't look horrible.

This contest has Dudeman's official stamp of approval. Go wild, lads!

/* Default .CSS File */
body
{
font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;
color: white;
background-image:url('https://2img.net/h/i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk158/BanjoBoy123/mcmonkey.jpg');
background-color: #000033
}
h2
{
color: green;
}
a:link
{
color: blue;
}
a:visited
{
color: #FF6699;
}
.mc_f1 /* Title Text */
{
color: #33FF00;
}
.mc_fmain /* All text not otherwise specified */
{
color: lightgreen;
}
table.lultable_map
{
border-width: 5px;
padding: 5px;
background: #005555;
}
table.lultable_map tr td.First
{
background: #555555;
}

table.lultable_map tr td.Second
{
background: #333333;
}

table.lultable_players
{
border-width: 0px;
padding: 3px;
background:#FFOOOO;
}
table.lultable_players tr.players_info td.dark
{
background:#FF0000;
}
table.lultable_players tr.players_info td.light
{
background:#FF0000;
}
table.lultable_players tr.player td.dark
{
background:#333333;
}
table.lultable_players tr.player td.light
{
background:#FF0000;
}

table.maps_title
{
background:#000000;
color:#FF0000;
}

table.maps_list
{
padding:5px;
background:#333333;
border-width:1px;
color:990000;
}
table.maps_list tr td
{
padding:5px;
background:#990000;
border-width:5px;
}
table.maps_list tr td.s
{
padding:5px;
background:#CC0000;
border-width:5px;
}

Steal my code and

!!!

bazookapc's theme is available for all to see on the site.

... only Baz and I are sexy?


cmon people

MC should be nominated for a mastership so I can just be his f**king apprentice and the galaxy can fall under his, erm OUR, total dominion already.

I want a 30% share in the profits though.

So you ready to Leave Leo as a Master ,Hmm Baz?

Ready? F**K NO!!! Leonardo isn't awesome. He. Is. Awesomenss. Personified.

Apologies for the sentence fragments.

So...uh...STFU

Why Vengie?? You want in?? ^^

Nah...ezio and i are great ...actually i am at my best with Ezio <3...leo dont take me in,finish baz first ,you need to do a whole lot of work

Agreed. ^^

WOWOWOWO.. he has two apprentices not just baz -.-

Venge wrote:Nah...ezio and i are great ...actually i am at my best with Ezio <3...leo dont take me in,finish baz first ,you need to do a whole lot of work

I find it ironic I'm Leo's apprentice and Avenger got promoted to Council shortly after Ez went inactive.

Leo...how do you feel about a 6 month all-expenses paid trip to Hawaii with no laptops or Internet-access-phones? ^_^

Avenger got promoted because he actually stuck with the clan Baz. He knows something called loyalty, respect, and good sportsmanship, qualities you SEVERELY lack. He is incredibly active and much more talented than you! So before you run your mouth:

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING

Leonardo wrote:Avenger got promoted because he actually stuck with the clan Baz. He knows something called loyalty, respect, and good sportsmanship, qualities you SEVERELY lack. He is incredibly active and much more talented than you! So before you run your mouth:

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING

LMAO <3

*can't breathe*
XD

plus anyways, one of his apprentices already came council member, just saying...

It's not enough to wildly derail current topics - let's resurrect dead topics and go wildly off-topic there, too!

WOOOOOO

Seriously. This is lame.

Black ASSassin wrote:plus anyways, one of his apprentices already came council member, just saying...

Yeah, the one that actually paid attention in the lessons....




Locking the topic now...