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Fun Jokes and Story Jokes :D

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Fun Jokes and Story Jokes :D

Post  KaleSkylark on Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:07 pm

Well time for some jokes to brighten everybody day. Sounds good enough right? As long as they are good clean ones and make sense to everybody it's all I ask not that I can vote anybody up nor down anyways so doesnt matter.

Anyways, let's get it started then shall we? Alrighty then.

Found this one online a Say What sort of one:

There was an elderly man visiting a doctor for his check-up. As he was leaving he asked the doctor if he could recommend a specialist for his wife. "What's wrong with her?" asked the doctor. The old man explained that her hearing was getting so bad that it was almost embarrassing. The doctor said he knew of several specialists that could help but he wanted the old man to do a little test when he got home to help the doctor determine the severity of her hearing loss. The doctor said "When you get home, make sure your wife's back is turned to you and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond walk closer and ask her again. Keep doing this until she answers and let me know the results".

That night when the old man opened the door of his home he could see his wife in the kitchen preparing dinner. She was at the counter with her back to the door. "What's for dinner?" the old man asked. His wife did not respond so he walks to the doorway of the kitchen and asked the question again. Still, he was greeted with silence. This time he walks up just behind her and asks once again "What's for dinner?" His wife spins around a bit agitated and says "For the third time, Fried Chicken!!"


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